Doc Tran
I had a dream the other night
Which would cause Doc Tran much fright
I dreamed that I had taken his place
With drill in hand, I looked down at HIS face
I dentally went from Jekyll to Hyde
“It is your turn now, so please open wide”
Your molar, I see, has a hole very minor
I’ll drill down deep until I reach China
It won’t hurt at all, so let’s not be fussing
It won’t help at all for you to be cussing
It won’t take a minute, just an hour or two
For that hole to be dug, and then we’ll be through
That glorious dream with revenge was enjoyed
But, alas, reality claimed it null and void
For when I awakened, I remembered with dread
My appointment with Doc Tran… I wished I was dead
Enough of this foolishness, Doc Tran’s a fine dentist
Assisted by Rosie, his rosy hygienist
And Samantha, who likes to charge fees
All work together with great expertise
Chew The Fat
What Doctor Tran, my great dentist, told me. I unhappily confess
“Stan,” he said, “periodontally, you’re a total mess”
When toothless, my mouth will resemble a bird-like beak
Biting poems need be written then with only tongue to cheek
I fear with all my teeth a-missing
I’ll say goodbye to future kissing
No lady will endure a kiss adventure
With a guy who wears an upper denture
I know I’ll forever be bristling at
My lost ability to chew the fat
Will I ever find myself eschewing
All my friends ‘cause on my non-chewing
No longer will I be in style
Just a toothless guy with a dentured smile
It seems what the future holds for me
Will be determined dentally
These poems were given to Family Dentist Dr. My G. Tran from a youngster who visits Cheyenne Dental Group for Childrens Dentistry.
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